The Greatest Most Accurate Predictions about Social Media Ever Made

Originally posted on HighTalk:

SocialPredict

Bank on these predictions coming true in 2013.  Guaranteed.

(Or your money back.)

Facebook can’t monetize and decides to shut down operations

  • Every gray-haired CMO says, “I told you so”
  • Zuckerberg announces new social network called Stalkbook for guys to share photos of girlfriends in bikinis
  • All the cows die in Farmville

Twitter increases character count to 212,758, which is the same number of words in Moby Dick

  • U.S. literacy increases by 74 percent after the first three months
  • Online sarcasm dies

Content curators are forced to share revenue with the actual content creators

  • Supreme Court laughs like hyenas after hearing the argument that “curation is an art form”
  • Curation officially made a synonym of “thievery”
  • Ariana Huffington breaks down weeping on “The View”

A celebrity sends out a controversial tweet and retracts it

  • Blames the initial tweet on “not keeping up with the news”
  • Within hours blames administrative assistant
  • Then checks into…

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